So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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