I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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