Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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