Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
