Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
