my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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