onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There r osticjed everywhere
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I could fuck to npr.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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