i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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