Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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