yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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