he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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