I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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