Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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