Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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