My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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