dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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