Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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