discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I touched a dick in church today
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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