her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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