He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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