have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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