I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she told me i tasted like america
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
