belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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