Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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