May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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