I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
that's an acceptable place to lick
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
And then he peed in my hair
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