When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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