I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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