He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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