Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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