idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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