the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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