If i come over, it means nothing
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
