You're my little dorito
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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