yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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