great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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