I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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