There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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