She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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