So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
it glows. i had to have it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
