She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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