Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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