I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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