she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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