Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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