Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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