I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
