fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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