I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i now understand why vodka
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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