this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize