i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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