Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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