thus making me awesome and them whores
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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